#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

It got better.

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

imlittlemisssunshine:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

pinkrobotgirl:

fleecedragons:

myheartofgoldturnedplatinum:

alwaysyourbaby:

desert-revolution:

I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up. Imagine spending seven of the most important years of your life being told that you were part of the bad house and therefore bad yourself. Everyone boos your quidditch team. All the houses will hang out with everyone except you. You grow up being hated by your fellow students and many of your teachers.

Now imagine someone comes along and tells you that you’re not worthless and bad. That you’re invited to join a family where you will right the wrongs committed against you. You have the opportunity to be wanted and powerful instead of a hated outcast. Several of your former classmates are telling you how great it is. How you’re welcomed and needed. These are the kids you grew up with. The classmates who went through all the same things you did. Being a Death Eater sounds pretty good now.

I’ve been waiting for a post like this.

THIS.

BLESS THIS POST

!!!!

thank

I was always bothered by the scene at the end of book 7, when the students are asked whether they want to fight the incoming Death Eater army. The Slytherin students are all like, “Uh. No?” And they’re treated like terrorists for it. In the movie, they’re even locked in the school dungeons while everyone cheers.

Did nobody stop to think and realize that if the Sytherin students had stood and fought, they would have been facing their own parents on a battlefield? Even if some of them weren’t really on board with the whole Death Eater thing, expecting them to fight was just cruel. They were children. The oldest of them were seventeen. Babies. And their own professors were asking them to shoot illegal killing spells at Mum and Dad.

Imagine you are a Slytherin and you are staying behind to defend your school and maybe restore some honor to your House. The other students are all giving you mistrustful glares. You know they’re waiting for you to start hitting them in the back with stunning spells. You consider doing it, too, because you’re already starting to regret the choice you made.

Then the battle begins, and you are up against a crowd of strangers who aren’t strangers at all. You recognize voices, muffled behind masks but still piercingly familiar. Your uncle. Your cousin. Your best friend’s big sister.

And then you see a tall man in expensive grey robes. A moment later you notice the small, curvy woman next to him, wand ready. They are guarding each others backs.

You recognize their shoes.

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, _{Snape, Severus Snape, ^DUMBLEDORE}

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

chocolateandstrawberries:

oh my god ajkdhueihfuiehfi this is brilliant 

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

• Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
• Dumbledore: Except for detention
• Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
• Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
• Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
• Dumbledore: Ten points to Harry Potter

goddessunleashed:

consulting-time-captain:

sonata-k:

evidens:

I saw this reblogged on fuckyeahsnape.tumblr.com, and wanted to make a gif out of it:

“The reason Snape maybe hated the Golden Trio so much was because together they made Lily. Harry had her eyes, Ron had her hair, and Hermione was a smart muggleborn.”

How did I not realize this?!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT