So today our university sent out a warning about water buffalo running around loose on campus and everybody was like “haha good April fools joke”
then this happened
WHAt THE FUCK
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
I’ve changed my mind.
Smellbig & The beautiful shit factory
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Things I would buy if I had money, Bee Edition: